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Spend a semester in a classroom of students first, I dare you. Then get back to us and tell everyone how it worked out.

Governor Mike Parson (r) [2018 file photo].

Seriously. He doesn’t know shit from shinola.

Today from Missouri Governor Mike Parson (r), fresh from kissing Donald Trump’s (r) ass:

Mike Parson @mikeparson
It is vital that we can safely reopen schools and get children back in the classroom.

I am thankful for the leadership of the Trump Administration for meeting with state leaders today to discuss reopening schools across the country.
6:26 PM · Jul 7, 2020

Some of the comments:

“Trump Administration”


You can’t do it safely

You’re up to your waste in you know where.

So what’s your plan??? What creative ideas did T Rump and you come up with?? Can we have a few details??? Or is it just reopen the schools, figure it out amongst yourselves???

As soon as you walked out of that room, he will never remember your name or who the hell you are. Keep kissing his ass though.

You know how some people seem to achieve a position a couple levels above their capabilities? That’s you, when you were Lt Governor.

How many times are you going to post the same shit? No matter how many, you still look and sound like a moron.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…


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