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A Twitterverse hashtag:

Ellastractia ‏@ellastractia

Who put the bop in the bop shoo wop shoo wop? Conversely, who put the ram in the rammalammadingdong? #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear 5:45 PM – 6 Aug 2015

Steve Sobel ‏@steve_sobel

Do you recycle? #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear 5:42 PM – 6 Aug 2015

Apinak ‏@Apinak

If I donate $100 to your campaign & a billionaire donates $10 million, whose phone call will you pick up? #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear 5:39 PM – 6 Aug 2015

Uh, I think we all already know the answer to that one.

manandcat ‏@manandcat

#DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear Aren’t all you guys going to catch hell from the NRA for prohibiting guns in the debate venue tonight? 5:38 PM – 6 Aug 2015

Eric Muller ‏@Handsome_Cheese

I know you are all against abortions, but how many have you all paid for? #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear #GOPDebate 5:37 PM – 6 Aug 2015

Holly Tooker ‏@kellabeck

The VRA was signed 50 yrs ago today. What’ll you do to keep Democrats from voting? #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear 5:36 PM – 6 Aug 2015

Bob Scofield ‏@scof_nyc

Will you appoint Bristol Palin czar of your abstinence only initiative, and if not, why do you hate America? #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear 5:30 PM – 6 Aug 2015

Uh, republicans aren’t supposed to like that White House czar stuff.

Speedy Gonzales ‏@SpeedyAmnesty

#debatequestionswewanttohear Will you publicly acknowledge the two Mississippi men who bravely fought off the Jade Helm 15 invasion force? 5:27 PM – 6 Aug 2015

Haruko Haruhara ‏@HarukoHaruhara3

What kind of dinosaur did Jesus ride? #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear 5:18 PM – 6 Aug 2015

AB Campbell ‏@BisonBlaine

Have your answers in tonight’s debate been vetted by Bibi Netanyahu? #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear 5:17 PM – 6 Aug 2015

The ‘House ‏@WoolyWoolhouse

What is your favorite Jesus quote from the Bible on gay marriage? #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear 6:10 PM – 6 Aug 2015

MyDiscontent ‏@MyDiscontent

Have all of you brought your long form birth certificates with you today? #DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear 6:09 PM – 6 Aug 2015

And for the Internets win:

Yaucolion ‏@Yaucolion71

#DebateQuestionsWeWantToHear What will be your first accomplishment after your inauguration on January 1957? 6:07 PM – 6 Aug 2015


Prelude to tonight’s main clown show (August 6, 2015)