We get campaign mail.
The text was apparently written using a right wingnut Phrase-O-Matic© generic campaign talking points template.
“Our Johnson County way of life is on the line this August…”
You’re on the primary ballot along with four other republicans who have political views indestinguishable from yours. How does that work?
“…and Make Johnson County more conservative!”
That would be impossible, unless you’re planning on a significant proportion of the county’s population and institutions leaving.
“As a farmer, business owner…” “Put Johnson County farms and businesses first”
A little self-interest there? Just asking.
“Lower taxes and the quality of life” | Fixed it for you.
“Fully fund the police to keep us safe”
The Sheriff’s Office? Municipal police?
Lower taxes, increase law enforcement funding? How is this possible? Do explain.