Teabagger favorite Texas Senator Ted Cruz (r) has announced he’s running for President. The twitterverse took notice with appropriate mockery:
Barricade @Kyredwood
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans “Twenty years from now if there is some obscure trivial pursuit question, I am confident I will be the answer.”
7:09 AM – 23 Mar 2015
Crutnacker @Crutnacker
Do one thing every day that scares someone else. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
7:08 AM – 23 Mar 2015
Joy Bailey @joybailey01
#TedCruzCampaignSlogans because i shut the government down once before, now i want to shut it down for good
7:08 AM – 23 Mar 2015
John F Dillon @JFD8
Two Clown Cars in Every Garage #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
7:07 AM – 23 Mar 2015
IamSuz @IamSuz
I’m just here so I don’t get fined #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
7:02 AM – 23 Mar 2015
νєℓνєт нαммєя @phylaxis
My theocracy is better than your theocracy. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
7:29 AM – 23 Mar 2015
Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich
Let’s Build A Bridge To The 14th Century #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
7:28 AM – 23 Mar 2015
Jeff Penland @Jo11yPenguin
Liberty something something patriot something freedom something America. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
7:26 AM – 23 Mar 2015
Patrick M. @sfpodge
Vote For Ted, eh? #TedCruzCampaignSlogans
7:20 AM – 23 Mar 2015
Oh, Canada…
There’s so much there it’s probably going to break Twitter.