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Teabagger favorite Texas Senator Ted Cruz (r) has announced he’s running for President. The twitterverse took notice with appropriate mockery:

Barricade ‏@Kyredwood

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans “Twenty years from now if there is some obscure trivial pursuit question, I am confident I will be the answer.”

7:09 AM – 23 Mar 2015

Crutnacker ‏@Crutnacker

Do one thing every day that scares someone else. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

7:08 AM – 23 Mar 2015

Joy Bailey ‏@joybailey01

#TedCruzCampaignSlogans because i shut the government down once before, now i want to shut it down for good

7:08 AM – 23 Mar 2015

John F Dillon ‏@JFD8

Two Clown Cars in Every Garage #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

7:07 AM – 23 Mar 2015

IamSuz ‏@IamSuz

I’m just here so I don’t get fined #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

7:02 AM – 23 Mar 2015

νєℓνєт нαммєя ‏@phylaxis

My theocracy is better than your theocracy. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

7:29 AM – 23 Mar 2015

Jeff Tiedrich ‏@jefftiedrich

Let’s Build A Bridge To The 14th Century #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

7:28 AM – 23 Mar 2015

Jeff Penland ‏@Jo11yPenguin

Liberty something something patriot something freedom something America. #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

7:26 AM – 23 Mar 2015

Patrick M. ‏@sfpodge

Vote For Ted, eh? #TedCruzCampaignSlogans

7:20 AM – 23 Mar 2015

Oh, Canada…

There’s so much there it’s probably going to break Twitter.