This morning:

House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: ‘Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction’
by David Edwards
February 10, 2026 9:57AM ET

Rep. Mark Alford (R-MO) revealed that House Republicans are “investigating” Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show….

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“We are still investigating this. There’s a lot of information that has come out about the lyrics,” Alford said. “I saw the halftime show, and we’re switching back and forth with the TPUSA halftime show. They, the lyrics from what we have seen, from Bad Bunny are very disturbing.”

“And if it holds true that the, you know, I don’t speak fluent Spanish, okay?” he continued. “These lyrics, if it is true, what was said on national television, we have a lot of questions for the… entities that broadcast this, and we’ll be talking with Brendan Carr from the FCC about this.”

“But this is, this could be much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction. Let’s put it that way.”

Clown.

Catherine Rampell ‪@crampell.bsky.social‬

Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are “investigating” Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn’t watch the whole thing & also doesn’t know Spanish but suspects it might have been “much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction”
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11:40 AM · Feb 10, 2026

Some of the comments:

LooooooooooL

These people are clowns.

And they are straight up clowning their constituents.

A bunch of culture war morons.

In other news he also plans to get to the bottom of those Louie Louie lyrics.

Also if you play Bad Bunny backwards you can clearly hear him invoke Satan.

What a bunch of pathetic, butthurt idiots. How about they investigate Kid Rock’s lyrics and his inability to mime?

Congressional governance has devolved into bad theater. Nothing of substance, nothing important. Just political buskers, doing their outrage hustle for corporate donations.

It’s fucking PATHETIC.

Can someone please ask him how much this investigation will cost the tax payers, and what is the legislative purpose? Just a simple reminder that his job is not to produce sound bites.

Does he mean they’re watching it over and over again? Meanwhile Caligula lives in the White House.

They talk like it has to be decoded like the Enigma machine

What do they “suspect” he said? No one they know speaks Spanish?

So they are complaining about lyrics that they cannot define but insist cannot be said in English?

These racist Republicans are dumb as rocks.

Well we certainly don’t want to be worse than the “Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction”. We especially don’t want Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction in Spanish

Who are these people?

“…You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.”

This is what the folks in Congress do with the small amount of time they spend doing their job. I’m fairly certain constituents would prefer they work on more pressing matters, such as healthcare, job creation, immigration reform, affordable housing, almost anything else but this.

[….] watching these four confused morons try to fabricate potentially nefarious actions committed, simply because they didn’t understand the language being spoken is low key hilarious.

Of course he is from Missouri…..

Just when we thought things couldn’t get dumber…

WTF are they gonna “investigate”? How severe their poor feefees were hurt.

Didn’t watch it. Didn’t understand it. I hope he can somehow overcome his horror at what happened. Perhaps therapy or a long walk in the woods.

There’s no fixing this level of stupid.🤡

It’s too bad there’s no way to ever figure out what someone said in Spanish.

We didn’t understand them but we are really offended by the lyrics.

Oh for the love of God. They’re RIDICULOUS

“El pueblo no aguanta má’ injusticia’
Se cansó de tus mentira’ y de que manipulen las noticia'”
– B.Bunny

Another “I didn’t watch it but I hear it was a message of unity so I will spend taxpayer money to discredit it.”

Is this your guy Alford?

Young ladies, young ladies
I like ’em underage, see
Some say that’s statutory
But I say it’s mandatory

– Kid Rock lyrics to Cool, Daddy Cool

The unabashed racism truly is something to behold

These are extremely unserious people who are deeply disturbed.
Also remember that every accusation from these folks is either a projection or a confession.
I wonder what Mr. Alford does in his spare time?

As Bugs Bunny says “What a maroon”.