* Every op-ed piece in old media tomorrow morning.

Sarcasm.

In Virginia:

Larry Sabato @LarrySabato
CLEARANCE SALE: all ‘Youngkin for President 2024’ merchandise. A free MyPillow comes with all purchases over $1. NO RETURNS.
8:01 PM · Nov 7, 2023

Heh.

In Kentucky:

New York Times Pitchbot @DougJBalloon
In a clear rejection of Biden’s presidency, Kentucky voters have reelected Democratic governor Andy Beshear.
8:13 PM · Nov 7, 2023

Heh.

Joe Biden (D) did that.

Previously:

Joe (D) did this, apparently (November 7, 2023)