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Donald Trump, France, Notre Dame, Paris, social media, Twitter
Because, as everyone knows, when there’s an fire in Paris, France their emergency services saunter ever so slowly to the site of any conflagration.
Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
So horrible to watch the massive fire at Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Perhaps flying water tankers could be used to put it out. Must act quickly!
12:39 PM – 15 Apr 2019
Some of the comments:
Can you please teach us how to put a fire out ? We the French have no clue, we’re currently blowing on it but it doesn’t work. Please help us o mighty world ruler.
If only they raked the leaves…
Ideally speaking, the President of the United States and the stupidest person in the country would be two different people.
Wow. A backseat fireman. How lovely.
Maybe they can just rake the sky.
“must act quickly,” what awesome advice! oh my god, it’s a good thing you mentioned that because otherwise the fireman would have lollygagged their way to the fire while smoking cigarettes and carrying baguettes in a little net tote as French firemen usually do. GOOD THINKING SIR
The Paris Fire Department is certainly not checking your feed for advice.
How about this instead?: ‘I am heartbroken by the scenes at Norte Dame cathedral. My thoughts and those of all of us in the USA are with everyone in Paris and your brave firefighters. We pray for a speedy end to this terrible event with no casualty.’ Or anything statesman-like
That. Would. Never. Happen.
Water, why didn’t we think of that?!
When you think about it, that’s actually the entire essence of the Trump Presidency in a nutshell.
What kind of comment is this? “Must act quickly?” Do you think the French thought they’d just sit back and see what happens? Do you think they meandered out with artifacts? Do you think AT ALL?
The fire is burning “at a level that you rarely see fire burn”. Are you seriously this stupid. I mean, I know you are but this is right there with the wettest as it pertains to water idiocy. You should have to wear a helmet. The stupidity is staggering.
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