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Today, via Representative Ann Wagner’s (r) non-Congressional Twitter account:

Ann Wagner‏ @AnnLWagner
I refuse to stand by as Satanists challenge the sanctity of life. Add your name if you stand in support of #LIFE [….]
4:06 PM – 25 Oct 2017

The link goes to Ann Wagner’s campaign web site:

Satanists have teamed up with the ACLU and Planned Parenthood in Missouri to roll back the rights of the unborn. Help Ann fight back – add your name now to stand up for life.

Some of the responses on Twitter:

FOH. I don’t want to hear one word about the “sanctity of life” from the same crowd that refuses to do anything about mass shootings.

All hail the forced birth party! #forcedbirth

The Satanists have higher principles than you so-called Christians.


Apparently the real Church of Satan issued a statement:

We have nothing to do with this. Our statement: [….]

Nah. Even If I have to stand with satanists to protect a woman’s right to control her own health & reproductive choices, I will.
Hail Satan!

I support criminal investigations of all miscarriages too. Let’s get this ball rolling

Whatever drugs you’re currently taking need to be shared Ann.

I’m at Planned Parenthood right now, waiting for my annual exam. No Satanists here, as far as I can tell? You might want to visit sometime.

In the lobby there are several young women, one man, all the chairs are kinda dilapidated. No pentagrams, but there is a Rolling Stone issue

There are nice prints of flowers on the wall. Maybe the dance music on the radio has satanic lyrics if you play them backwards?

They are running a candy sale fundraiser (perhaps to help fund new chairs?). Perhaps M&Ms are a tool of Satan.

“Satanists”? Oh please.

hey, YOURE the one who wanted to give churches power to make decisions for individuals. Reap what you sow

Girl, what in God’s name are you talking about??

Ma’am put down the spray bottle of vinegar & step away from the tinfoil.

You are no better than Todd Akin was. I’m ashamed you represent my state.

Looks like somebody has been reading Brietbart

Hahaha. Silly person.

Hey we’re pretty nice heathens when you get to know us.

Nice bogeyman ya got there, Ann.

You simply are not capable of rational thought are you?

What on earth?

What the hell are you talking by about?

We see what you did there.

You do know that part of your brain can be used reasoning. Give it try.

Seriously?? Just stop.

Clearly, “sanity” is an imaginary concept, in your bunch! Whee-ooh, whee-ooh, that signpost up ahead, you’re lost in the Twilight Zone!

If this is your Halloween tweet, it’s scaring the bejeesus out of me. Get help!

This is a joke, right?

Um, probably not.

There are no words. Get help.

uhhh… don’t look now…but I’m pretty sure you’re completely insane.

What in the holy hell are you talking about? My word lady take a breather.

Satan is behind cutting off healthcare for millions of children too.

you seem fun.

Did you hit your head?

Lady, you cray.

My god, you’re a whack job.

What is wrong with you?

Geezus you’re a complete nutcase

Delete your account

I see that avoiding town hall meetings have driven you insane. #UnfitForOffice

You are friggin insane!!!

You are a complete loon

You seem quite stupid.