At the White House:

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

After a landslide election victory in 2024, President Donald J. Trump is returning to the White House to build upon his previous successes and use his mandate to reject the extremist policies of the radical left while providing tangible quality of life improvements for the American people.

In 2024, President Donald J. Trump extended JD the incredible honor of asking him to serve as the Vice-Presidential Nominee for the Republican Party. JD looks forward to serving with President Trump over the next four years as they work diligently to Make America Great Again.

“…incredible…” Weir awl stoopit.

First Lady Melania Trump is the wife of the 45th and 47th President, Donald J. Trump and the mother to their son, Barron Trump. She is the second First Lady born outside of the United States, and she is the only First Lady to become a naturalized United States citizen.

Something, something, 14th Amendment.

This is what you get when glamour shots and Leni Riefenstahl collaborate.

Previously:

Turn the lights off on the way out (January 20, 2025)

Reign of Error – part the second (January 20, 2025)

And so it begins…this time with even more Fascism (January 20, 2025)