This morning in west central Missouri:

Michael Bersin @MBersin
I just received a “Shelter In Place! Lock Your Doors!” text 3 minutes ago from my local hospital, WMMC. Even though I’m not in the vicinity of the hospital. They must be texting everyone in their database.
10:41 AM · Jul 8, 2022

Well, somebody did.

Warrensburg Police Department
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UPDATE
The hospital has been released and one person of interest has been taken into custody.

And here we are.

No armed man found at Warrensburg hospital, but one arrested for making threat

Authorities have determined there was not an armed person at a hospital in Warrensburg after police responded to reports of a man with a firearm….

One person was arrested in Johnson County, Missouri, for making threats against the hospital, Lowe said. He is currently being held in jail while police investigate the threats. He was not on Western Missouri Medical Center property on Friday, Lowe said.

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A dystopia.