This evening:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
700,000 ballots were not allowed to be viewed in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh which means, based on our great Constitution, we win the State of Pennsylvania!

Official sources called this election differently

6:28 PM · Nov 13, 2020

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

And that’s being charitable.