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This evening:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Hope Hicks, who has been working so hard without even taking a small break, has just tested positive for Covid 19. Terrible! The First Lady and I are waiting for our test results. In the meantime, we will begin our quarantine process!
9:44 PM · Oct 1, 2020

Some of the responses:

so, not a hoax, then

It is what it is.

Did no one tell you that if you didn’t test, you wouldn’t get it?

This is how he gets out of the debates, he’s seen his polling

You downplayed this, you always wanted to downplay it. You mocked Biden for wearing a mask. Everything you touch turns to shit. Karmas a bitch and so is your wife.

If you don’t do a test, you won’t have it! Simple!

Don’t test and there won’t be a problem.

Spanky you can’t get a positive test if you don’t take a test!

Everyone who attended the presidential debate and violated the rules by not wearing a mask should also be quarantined for 14 days.

Actually they should all be quarantined for 30 years to life!

Distraction, Distraction, Distraction.

Who do you owe 420 Million Dollars to?

Without any evidence whatsoever, Trump blames the military and law enforcement personnel for the fact Hope Hicks contracted the coronavirus.

Nothing a little bleach injection wouldn’t fix, according to herd mentality.

Karma is a bitch, huh Don? ??

How ironic, after having exposed so many thousands of people at your maskless rallies to COVID-19, you finally know what it feels like to wait for a test result.

Maybe you’ll start to finally take the damn virus seriously and WEAR A DAMN MASK.

If you eliminate testing then no one will be sick!

Pro-tip: The less testing you do at the White House, the less cases you’ll have.

It will disappear like a miracle ! Don’t quarantine — do lunch with the senate GOP!

All of America hopes that you will respect the 4-year recommended quarantine.

Oops- guess it didn’t just disappear.

Someday, like a miracle, it will just disappear.

I’m talking about your presidency.

Anyway, good luck with the tests.

Hopefully your phone will
self-quarantine too

It’s a good thing this virus has affected literally nobody!

Man … thank God it’s just a hoax that went away with the warm weather

No need to test, Donny – it’ll only make you panic.

Besides, Covid “hardly affects anyone”, remember?

Trump also says if you ban death certificates, no one dies.

If only someone had know how serious this was going to be, eh?

You taught Republicans to leave their masks off and ignore social distancing. What did you think was going to happen?

That’s why Trump paid a smart kid to take his Covid test for him

It’s not the Military’s fault you asshole, it’s your god damn rallies. Why do you hate the Military so much?

WHOHOOOOOOOOOO! Does this mean no hate rallies in Arizona this week?

If she’d only worn a mask….

Remember two days ago when you mocked Biden for consistently wearing a mask to protect his health and that of those around him?

Biden is setting a good example, a concept you have no relationship with.

If you dont test, you won’t get a positive result

That’s one way to get out of debating Biden again, since you got your clock cleaned.

#BoneSpurs

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…