Representative Vicky Hartzler (r):

Rep. Vicky Hartzler ‏@RepHartzler

In Budget Comm. reviewing the President’s budget. It raises taxes $1.8 trillion, increases national debt by $8,3 trillion, & never balances. 11:36 AM – 5 Mar 2014

The winning response:

KCLiveMusicBlog ‏@KCLiveMusicBlog

@RepHartzler You know if you are in need of someone to make random nonsense up for your Twitter, I could do that for a small fee. 11:38 AM – 5 Mar 2014

Touché.