Today, at the Missouri Ethics Commission:

C081145 10/06/2013 CITIZENS TO ELECT KURT SCHAEFER ATTORNEY GENERAL Sterling Bank 1100 Sterling Drive Poplar Bluff MO 63901 10/4/2013 $10,000.00

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We look forward to the republican primary ads discussing the finer points of delusional teabagger purity. We suggest investing in popcorn and butter futures.