…Oh, wait:

From the Alabama Secretary of State:

CANDIDATE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (Vote For 1)

35 of 67 Counties Completely Reporting

    Percent Votes

MICHELE BACHMANN (REP) 0.26% 1,393

NEWT GINGRICH (REP) 29.43% 155,068

JON HUNTSMAN (REP) 0.17% 900

RON PAUL (REP) 4.97% 26,181

RICK PERRY (REP) 0.28% 1,468

MITT ROMNEY (REP) 29.52% 155,511

RICK SANTORUM (REP) 33.90% 178,585

UNCOMMITTED (REP) 1.46% 7,715

[Total]       526,821

[emphasis added]

Oh, well.

You Super PAC friends spending millions gets you what?

And there was Mississippi.

Apparently, Hawaii and American Samoa went a little better.