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Presidential candidate Rick Santorum will be in Cottleville, Missouri tomorrow afternoon for a “major address” which will propel Santorum towards winning a majority of the 0 delegates distributed by Missouri’s February 7th Republican Primary. Santorum will likely lead in Public Policy Polling’s poll for the February 7th primary, which is a hilarious display of Mittose Intolerance from some Republicans.

Santorum will be at St. Charles Community College at 2:30pm to talk about jobs, the economy, the social issues he obsesses about, and why Colleges (like the one he’s speaking at) are used to indoctrinate students. He may also wear a sweater.

This Santorum event is not being held in Cynthia Davis’ district, it’s being held one district to the East (Doug Funderburk’s district). Gotta admire their focus on targeting parts of Missouri that have elected Santorum-esque candidates before. Plus, both Santorum and Cynthia Davis are coming off of big losses in their last electoral pursuit.

If you cross paths with Rick Santorum while he is in Missouri, do not look him in the eyes or feed him after Midnight. It’s for your own good.