Today is the annual unveiling of really, really expensive television commercials. I also understand someone has scheduled the championship game of American rules football.

I was reading the comments over at Balloon Juice where someone asked how they could respond to a right wingnut relative’s chain e-mail titled World’s Shortest Books. I chimed in with:

READING COMPREHENSION AND THE PRESIDENTIAL DAILY BRIEF

George W. Bush

PLANNING A WAR FOR OIL

George W, Bush

HOW TO CUT THE DEFICIT AND REDUCE THE NATIONAL DEBT

George W. Bush

MANAGEMENT AND PLANNING FOR NATURAL DISASTERS

George W. Bush

And then I thought, how about a Missouri politics theme for the World’s Shortest Books?:

WASHINGTON LOBBYIST PARTIES I HAVE MISSED

Congressman Roy “Daddy” Blunt

INTRODUCING LEGISLATION THAT REALLY MATTERS

Republican Majority in the Missouri General Assembly

THE CPA GUIDE TO PAYING YOUR PROPERTY TAXES ON TIME

Representative Denny Hoskins

You all get the picture. Have at it in the comments if you’re not already watching the hullabaloo on television.