Dr. Zaius: You are right, I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand and hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike creature who gives battle to everything around him, even himself.

Today, via Twitter:

Brandon H. ‏@BHIndepMO

That’s what they want us to think. RT @KCTV5: All chimps are back in their enclosures at the Kansas City Zoo. #greatchimpescape 5:50 PM – 10 Apr 2014

Christa Dubill ‏@christadubill

KC Zoo director says Chimp propped up 6 foot log to climb and get on fence. Got the other chimps to join him. Seven of ’em got on wall. 6:05 PM – 10 Apr 2014

Charles Gooch ‏@drgooch41

The chimps are back in their enclosure. Or… they planned this escape to test for weaknesses and how humans would respond. #thisisnotover 6:10 PM – 10 Apr 2014

Charleton Heston or James Franciscus or James Naughton or Ron Harper, protect us.