Yesterday:

Eric Schmitt
[December 20, 2025]

Ballin’ with Pete Hegseth

[….]

Ever thought of holding an open public town hall in, you know, Missouri? Just asking.

Some of the responses:

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I was like Obama who was actually a shot caller. #YouAreTheCompanyYouKeep #NotAFlex

Not quite the flex you think it is, Eric. “Ballin’”🤦🏼‍♀️🤣

Birds of a feather.

didja get him drunk first

Ballin’ requires balls. You’re just cosplaying. 🤡

Winner gets the minors! 👍🏼🤡

A bottle of Bourbon to the winner?

Whole lot of whiskey sweat there

Working hard for your constituents I see 🙄

Bench warmers

Pete just does it all! Pull ups. Basketball. Blowing up boats and double taps.
What a guy.

You thought this post cooked.

And the bro-dude manosphere goes wild with excitement!

God you’re tedious

Don’t ask, don’t tell.

Wee see what you did there.

Wow, do you guys actually work?

You guys got nothing better to do? Wild!

We are judged by the company we keep. You are not in good company.

That is, perhaps, a poor use of words or did you intend them to come off that way?

Go figure out a health care plan.

That’s nice. Miisiouran here trying to pay my bills. You’re out of touch.

Still waiting for you to do anything useful for the people of Missouri.

Who cares?

Photo ops, all day everyday. Look where I am, look who I’m with etc. Mediocre men of a feather…

Do you live in Missouri?

So cringe.

Don’t you have better things to do? Like fighting for the rights, healthcare benefits, etc. for the people from Missouri?
No… let’s play fucking basketball with pickled Pete.

Since you are clueless- you likely think this is a flex. It ain’t dude