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Today in west central Missouri:

It’s a cult.

We’re looking for a “My candidate for President has been convicted in 34 felonies” t-shirt.

We’ll wait for the going out of business/bankruptcy sale.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check. Arraignment. Check.