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Bad idea.

Governor Mike Parson (r) [2018 file photo].

Missouri Governor Says Concerts Can Resume Monday
5/2/2020 by Taylor Mims

Missouri Governor Mike Parson has given the okay for concerts to begin again in the state as early as Monday.


A first for the country since governments started instating lockdown orders, Missouri will allow residents to attend live events, including concerts. According to the Show Me Strong guidelines, large events and gatherings are no longer banned, but in order to go to a concert, movie theater or stadium “seating shall be spaced out according to social distancing requirements.”

A representative from Missouri’s Department of Health and Senior Services clarified for Billboard that concerts do not have to adhere to the same occupancy limitations as retail businesses, but event organizers are expected to keep concertgoers six feet or more apart to limit the spread of the novel coronavirus.

“There are currently no limitations on social gatherings as long as necessary precautions are taken and six feet of distance can be maintained between individuals and/or families,” the Show Me Strong recovery plan reads.


Science and math don’t apply in Missouri?

Sure enough:

Show Me Strong Recovery Plan: Phase I
Guidelines and Frequently Asked Questions


Can I attend an event at a large venue or stadium, or go to a movie theater?

Yes. However, seating shall be spaced out according to social distancing requirements.

This will apply to events such as amusement parks and attractions, concerts, drive-ins, funerals, museums, school graduations and weddings.


There are actually people who think this is a good idea?

Governor Mike Parson (r) [2018 file photo].



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