Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Early this morning:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Good luck today in court to General Michael Flynn. Will be interesting to see what he has to say, despite tremendous pressure being put on him, about Russian Collusion in our great and, obviously, highly successful political campaign. There was no Collusion!
5:41 AM – 18 Dec 2018

Some of the sarcastic responses:

Man you sound nervous.

Trump vodka failed but Trump Whinery is alive and well!

I hope Flynn tweets you a good luck message on YOUR big day, too.

Start packing, #Individual1 . You’re next.

It’s called conspiracy

Dear Individual-1,

Espionage. No Collusion. Espionage. You do need to focus, sir.

A little light witness tampering to start the morning

I heard if you shout something often enough, it makes it true

We love the smell of your fear in the morning.

You keep saying that Grandpa, but less people believe it than ever.

Thoughts and prayers.

Witness tamper much?

On and on.