At the White House petition site:

We petition the Obama Administration to:

Issue an Emancipation Proclamation for Corporations.

Corporations are people, and can even exercise religion. The ownership of a person, whether as a wholly owned subsidiary or through shares of stock, is called slavery. Slavery violates the Thirteenth Amendment to the Constitution.

The President must issue an Emancipation Proclamation for corporations, freeing these people from claims of ownership and declaring that all indicia of claimed ownership are illegal, valueless, null and void.

Created: Jul 04, 2014

Issues: Civil Rights and Liberties

Signatures needed by August 03, 2014 to reach goal of 100,000 99,845

Total signatures on this petition 155

Heh. Is this a great country, or what?