By @BginKC

…when the hate-mail starts!

Someone who calls himself Johnee2 sent this to the blog’s group email:

since when is it ok to rag on other presidents but don’t say anything about the loser in the white house now.All you left of center hypocrits will really have something to moan about come next election cycle when you get what you deserve,and get thrown out on your laurels. the party’s over for all you lying bags of human flotsam and jetson [sic]

Sigh…where to start?

First of all, go back to your middle-school English teacher(s) and apologize for being a giant waste of space in the classroom. I’ll wait here while you do that…[Hums Jeopardy theme]

Second — and I can’t stress this enough — invest in a thesaurus. Or at least learn how to use the spellchecker on your computer — here’s a hint…the red squiggly line means you misspelled a word, and if you don’t correct it before you hit “send” you look like an illiterate moron, especially to those of us who aren’t “ign’ant and damn-skippy proud of it!”

Your email to us should have read:

Since when is it ok to rag on other presidents but don’t not say anything about the loser in the White House now?[]All you left–of–center hypocrites will really have something to moan about come next election cycle when you get what you deserve,[]and get thrown out on your laurels arses. The party’s over for all you lying bags of human flotsam and jetsam.  

(For your convenience, I have made the corrections in bold, with the sincere hope that they help you come across more effectively in future Sternly Worded Letters.)

Third — we did plenty of criticizing the previous president, that’s true, but we had good reasons — three trillion of ’em, in fact. Although those three trillion dollars pale in comparison to the 4,488 American service members who perished in that cretin’s war-of-choice.

Come back when you have something besides your irrational hatred of this President to sustain your poutrage.

Until then, we can’t possibly take you seriously.