Whimsy:

We petition the Obama Administration to:

Give Nicolas Cage the Declaration of Independence.

Nicolas Cage deserves the Declaration of Independence. He is a National Treasure. Having stolen the Declaration once, he is clearly capable of doing so again, but chooses not to out of the kindness of his heart. He should be rewarded for his work as an actor and a historian by being given the Declaration of Independence.

Created: Mar 26, 2013

Issues: Arts and Humanities

Signatures needed by April 25, 2013 to reach goal of 100,000 97,686

Total signatures on this petition 2,314

Uh, it was a movie.

The other things:

We petition the Obama Administration to:

(April #1 of 6) STOP WHITE GENOCIDE! Halt MASSIVE third world immigration and FORCED assimilation in White countries!

Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, White countries for EVERYBODY?

ALL White countries and ONLY White countries are being flooded with third world non-whites, and Whites are forced by law to integrate with them so as to “assimilate,” i.e. intermarry and be blended out of existence.

That’s genocide by U.N. definition:

“Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part.”

We petition the President to end White Genocide in the United States, and to call for the end of White Genocide in Europe, Britain, Australia, New Zealand and Canada.

Supporting White Genocide is not anti-racist. It’s anti-white!

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white!

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For a Future with White Children

Berkeley STOP WHITE GENOCIDE petitions

Created: Apr 03, 2013

Issues: Civil Rights and Liberties, Human Rights, Immigration

Signatures needed by May 03, 2013 to reach goal of 100,000 99,756

Total signatures on this petition 244

There are five more petitions along that line.

244 people bothered to sign this? Unintentional irony:

T. M.

Powhatan, VA

April 10, 2013

Signature # 242

A bit of history for the irony challenged:

Powhatan, whose given name was Wahunsonacock, was the paramount chief of Tsenacomoco, a political alliance of Virginia Indians whose core six groups all settled along the James, Mattaponi, and Pamunkey rivers…..