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Tallahassee: There’s a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life’s little Twinkie gauge is gonna go… empty.

At the White House petition site:

We petition the Obama Administration to:

Nationalize the Twinkie industry

We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center.

Created: Nov 16, 2012

Issues: Civil Rights and Liberties, Human Rights

Signatures needed by December 16, 2012 to reach goal of 25,000 22,422

Total signatures on this petition 2,578

Also at the White House petition site:

We petition the Obama Administration to:

Ban Big Labor Boss Richard Trumka from the W.H. for destroying great companies like Hostess and killing 18,000+ jobs!

The Hostess company has been forced to shut its doors because of an employee strike that crippled its operations. With Hostess closing, over 18,000 people will be out of work.

Big Labor Boss Richard Trumka heads up the union responsible for this. Trumka boasts he visits the White House two to three times a week. Shouldn’t he be protecting his members instead?

Now, more than 18,000 people will be out of work as Hostess Brands is forced to liquidate due to a prolonged strike by union workers.

It’s time to ban Richard Trumka from the White House until he starts protecting workers, and stops playing politics.

Created: Nov 16, 2012

Issues: Economy, Job Creation, Labor

Signatures needed by December 16, 2012 to reach goal of 25,000 24,440

Total signatures on this petition 560

Because workers should never expect that our corporate masters actually pay decent wages.

It looks like Twinkie nationalization is winning.

Via Twitter:

Paula Poundstone ‏@paulapoundstone

There is no justice in this world if Hostess goes down while Little Debbie lives on. 11:33 PM – 16 Nov 12

Exactly.

Who is responsible?:

Statement by AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka on Hostess Brands Inc.

November 16, 2012

What’s happening with Hostess Brands is a microcosm of what’s wrong with America, as Bain-style Wall Street vultures make themselves rich by making America poor. Crony capitalism and consistently poor management drove Hostess into the ground, but its workers are paying the price. These workers, who consistently make great products Americans love and have offered multiple concessions, want their company to succeed. They have bravely taken a stand against the corporate race-to-the-bottom. And now they and their communities are suffering the tragedy of a needless layoff. This is wrong. It has to stop. It’s wrecking America.

Uh, yep.

And the usual suspects blame unions and workers.