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At the White House petition site:

We petition the Obama administration to:

Deport Everyone That Signed A Petition To Withdraw Their State From The United States Of America.

Deport Everyone That Signed A Petition To Withdraw Their State From The United States Of America.

Created: Nov 12, 2012

Issues: Government Reform

Signatures needed by December 12, 2012 to reach goal of 25,000 5,114

Total signatures on this petition 19,886

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Creator

Joshua L

Birmingham, AL

November 12, 2012

Signature # 1

Samantha D

House Springs, MO

November 15, 2012

Signature # 19,881

Mark B

Saint Louis, MO

November 15, 2012

Signature # 19,788

Esther E

Saint Louis, MO

November 15, 2012

Signature # 19,752

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Is this a great country, or what?

We are a nation of smart asses:

We petition the Obama Administration to:

Peacefully grant the City of Atlanta leave to withdraw from the State of Georgia and remain part of the United States

The City of Atlanta continues to suffer deprivations of economic, civil, religious, and political freedoms imposed upon it by Georgians (who are hostile to Atlanta).

In the event that Georgia is successful in its effort to secede from the Union, we the people of Atlanta wish to remain in the United States. We love our country. We are dedicated to it. And we are committed to preserving its rights and liberties in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers.

We would also like to annex Athens, Georgia, Decatur, Georgia and the parts of Macon, Georgia made famous by the Allman Brothers.

Created: Nov 13, 2012

Issues: Civil Rights and Liberties, Health Care, Human Rights

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We petition the Obama Administration to:

Allow the city of El Paso to secede from the state of Texas. El Paso is tired of being a second class city within Texas.

El Paso has little in common with the rest of Texas. Its demographics are more similar to New Mexico. El Paso is also proud to be part of the United States and wants no part of a state whom publicly contemplates secession from our great nation.

Created: Nov 13, 2012

Previously:

Nothing secedes like secession (November 12, 2012)

Schadenfreude, schoener Goetterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium… (November 11, 2012)