Representative Michele Bachmann (r).

None of the others even come close.

Representative Michelle Bachmann (r): …But what I want them to know is, just like John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa, that’s the kind of spirit that I have, too…  

John Wayne was born Marion Robert Morrison in Winterset, Iowa, in 1907.

[emphasis added]

The republican governing philosophy makes a whole lot more sense now, in a Jonathan Swift non-ironic sort of way:

Michele Bachmann promises to be a clown and kill teenagers

Posted on: June 27, 2011 4:09 PM, by Greg Laden

…And she still doesn’t know where anything is…

Michele Bachmann promised, in an interview associated with her announcement to run for President of the United States (POTUS) and Effective Leader of the Free World (ELFW), that she would become a professional clown and murder dozens of teenage boys and young men.

Or, perhaps, she is just confused…