Spotted on a single vehicle on I-70:

I Love My Country, It’s the Government I’m Afraid Of!

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with. Uh, we are the government. Also, too.

It’s Time To Cancel The Obama Drama

Is that a reference to delusional birthers? Just asking.

When did it change from “of the people, by the people” to “screw the people”?

That’s an interesting question. Have you thought of asking the Koch brothers?

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you’re reading it in English, thank a soldier.

Wait a minute, I thought teachers were the enemy?