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Previously: Resist the catfood commission (November 29, 2010)

Miss Congeniality (2000)

…Stan Fields: What is the one most important thing our society needs?

Gracie Hart: That would be… harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan. [crowd is silent]

Gracie Hart: And world peace! [crowd cheers ecstatically]

Stan Fields: Isn’t she lovely? Thank you, Gracie Lou.

Gracie Hart: And thank you, Stan….

[emphasis in original]

Win!:

Fiscal Commission Final Report

By: Jane Hamsher Wednesday December 1, 2010 4:55 am

FDL has obtained a copy of the Catfood Commission final report in advance of its official 9:30 release….

….Their reigning spirit of self-importance comes through on the very first page: “The Moment of Truth.”

Here’s a gem. From the “goals” section:

Reform social security for its own sake, not deficit reduction.

Maybe they’d like to offer up their opinion on how to achieve world peace too? That’s not in their charter either.

And world peace!