Lucille van Pelt. Charle Brown. Football.

This has got to be a joke, right?:

Washington (CNN) — President Barack Obama told GOP leaders behind closed doors Tuesday that he had failed to reach across party lines enough during his first two years in office, a senior administration official told CNN….

That’s why Senator Mitch McConnell (r) said this, right?:

….the single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president….

Uh, President Obama, you’re not supposed to help them achieve that goal.

Steve McCroskey, where are you?:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Indeed.