In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards. – Following the Equator; Pudd’nhead Wilson’s New Calendar
We spotted this on a decorated vehicle in eastern Jackson County today:
That’s a spaceship icon on the right with the text “science” inside.
Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It’s like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won’t fatten the dog.
– Speech, 11/23/1900
The entire package.