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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards. – Following the Equator; Pudd’nhead Wilson’s New Calendar

We spotted this on a decorated vehicle in eastern Jackson County today:

That’s a spaceship icon on the right with the text “science” inside.

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It’s like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won’t fatten the dog.

Speech, 11/23/1900

The entire package.