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The National Mustard Museum in Middleton, Wisconsin sent out the following in their latest newsletter:

CONDIMENT PROFILING

Racial profiling as a means of securing our borders and preventing terrorism has become one of the most controversial topics of the day. We have a better solution: surveillance cameras at hot dog stands and lunch counters can tell us who is putting ketchup on wieners and who is putting mayo on corned beef. These are the real threats to the American way of life. Find the condiment abusers amongst us and we will be safe.

Effective law enforcement without controversy.

Sometimes it’s just too easy to hit it out of the park.