In response to the news that Kit Bond was apparently unable to stay awake during an intelligence briefing yesterday – after while later claiming on MSNBC that Attorney General Eric Holder had kept important intelligence information from his committee – I’m proposing that he adopt this endearing little ditty as his signature theme music :

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur ; Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr

Any doubts left that Bond’s decision to retire was a wise one?