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No, really. And to think, Sally Quinn gets paid for this shit:

Administrations should befriend the locals — they’ll need them in hard times

By Sally Quinn

Wednesday, January 27, 2010; 9:34 AM

I’ll save you the trouble of reading it. Shorter Sally Quinn: “Come to our villager parties or we’ll pull out the long knives. Oh, and I watched Avatar and I don’t quite get it, though it has something to do with villagers.”

I kid you not.

The inimitable Digby (“we are not worthy”) has the best punch line evah:

Wrong movie.

Hide the bunny, Mr President.

And the comments at the Washington Post are priceless:

You cannot be serious. What is this, “Heathers”?

It’s just one darned thing after another. Gigantic earthquakes, floods, war, economic distress, and now this.

Brilliant parody of Sally Quinn!

After reading this remarkable exercise in grandiosity and narcissism I had to check to make sure I hadn’t inadvertently logged on to “The Onion.”

Bless the Internets. Maybe there is room for hope. Nah.