Gee, what a great way to say goodbye to the old year.
Former Governor Matt “baby” Blunt (r-“I kicked as many widows and orphans off of Medicaid as I could before I quit” or “I was Sarah Palin before being Sarah Palin was cool”) has engaged in a comparatively manic flurry of Twitter posts today. His entire magnum opus to date:
i am new to twitter. 9:11 AM Jul 13th from mobile web
People can usually figure that out when you only have two posts.
Then, nothing until today:
Hey, wait, wasn’t that Dick Cheney’s idea?
Evidently this particular one is a completely different idea.
MU-Navy is a tough call for me, but most sports fans understand you have to stick with your alma mater. I love and respect MU, but Go Navy! about 5 hours ago from mobile web
Great win for Navy. Hoping for a great 2010 season for both teams. about 2 hours ago from mobile web
Okay, that’s six total since July, with four today. Two electronic throat clearings, two on public policy, and two on football.
You’d think he was running for office. What, 2012?
Or maybe he has a relative who is?