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Gee, what a great way to say goodbye to the old year.
Former Governor Matt “baby” Blunt (r-“I kicked as many widows and orphans off of Medicaid as I could before I quit” or “I was Sarah Palin before being Sarah Palin was cool”) has engaged in a comparatively manic flurry of Twitter posts today. His entire magnum opus to date:
Okay.
i am new to twitter. 9:11 AM Jul 13th from mobile web
People can usually figure that out when you only have two posts.
Then, nothing until today:
Surely recent events will force Obama to abandon plan to send Gitmo detainees to Yemen: http://tinyurl.com/yjpxyaz about 9 hours ago from mobile web
Hey, wait, wasn’t that Dick Cheney’s idea?
This is still a good idea: http://tinyurl.com/yax8pr3 about 8 hours ago from mobile web
Evidently this particular one is a completely different idea.
MU-Navy is a tough call for me, but most sports fans understand you have to stick with your alma mater. I love and respect MU, but Go Navy! about 5 hours ago from mobile web
Great win for Navy. Hoping for a great 2010 season for both teams. about 2 hours ago from mobile web
Okay, that’s six total since July, with four today. Two electronic throat clearings, two on public policy, and two on football.
You’d think he was running for office. What, 2012?
Or maybe he has a relative who is?
got a knockoff of the Jaws music that can be played as a soundtrack to the idea of Matt Blunt making a comeback?
Congrats to One-Term Blunt on remembering his Twitter password and utilizing TinyURL