The Royals ERA is 4.22 (in a league where the average ERA is 4.43). The Cardinals ERA is 3.86 (in a league where the average ERA is 4.26). For once, the Royals pitching isn’t the glaring weakness for this team.
So Jay, as long as you don’t put on a glove or swing a bat, you won’t need to worry about being signed by KC. Enjoy your opportunity to eat good BBQ in KC, and Go Royals.