I have after reading this story.

1) What kind of gas mileage do you think the Bluntmobile SUV gets?

2) So Roy Blunt doesn’t drive a salt of the earth pickup truck (that he will probably slip into an ad or something showing how gritty he is)?

3) How many more fender benders until Roy hires Matt Blunt to dr— wait, there’s no indication that you can bring Matt Blunt in to prevent a wreck.

4) How many lobbyists fit into Roy Blunt’s SUV?

It’s a Monday. Don’t worry, real news is probably on the way.