…as a Summer blockbuster. Of course, it would turn out to be an expensive flop.

As evidence, I present:

Supreme Court hears Utah park monument case

…The U.S. Supreme Court hears a case mixing religion, politics and social norms with national implications.

On one side is Summum, a tax-exempt religious organization that believes in mummification, the rites of transference, and “The Seven Aphorisms,” which include the Principle of Psychokinesis and the Principle of Vibration, among others…

You win some, you lose some. I could see Yul Brynner as the Solicitor General…

Proposition 8 protest in Salt Lake City

A few thousand Utahns are expected to gather near Temple Square tonight to protest The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ participation in California’s new ban on gay marriage, a protest organizer says.

Jacob Whipple, the event’s organizer, is calling the gathering “a show of solidarity with the protests and marches that have occurred in Los Angeles and San Francisco” since Proposition 8 passed on Election Day…

Catholic bishops will fight Obama on abortion

By RACHEL ZOLL, AP Religion Writer Rachel Zoll, Ap Religion Writer – Wed Nov 12, 1:14 am ET

BALTIMORE – The nation’s Roman Catholic bishops vowed Tuesday to forcefully confront the Obama administration over its support for abortion rights, saying the church and religious freedom could be under attack in the new presidential administration…

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Whuh? Not unless someone has secretly changed the Constitution in the last eight years. Okay, that was a bad choice of phrase. Just like the last clause in the previous statement. That had to have been misreported. It just had to…