Colbert is in his glory declaiming against raising the SCHIP funding.  He says it would offer insurance: 

to millions of uninsured kids whose parents make just a little too much to receive Medicaid.  Now I don’t see the point.  If these kids’ parents tried hard enough, I’m sure they could get poor enough to qualify.

Treat yourself to the whole rant. 

(And thanks to tonva for bringing the video to my attention.)