This evening from CNN:

Trump is teasing US expansion into Panama, Greenland and Canada
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Published 6:26 PM EST, Mon December 23, 2024

(CNN) — President-elect Donald Trump appears to be entertaining an American territorial expansion that, if he’s serious, would rival the Louisiana Purchase or the deal that netted Alaska from Russia.

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Oh, sure, sovereign states will just give it all up.

Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…

Maroons, all of them.