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Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): Your famos!

23 Friday Oct 2015

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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4th Congressional District, Charles P.Pierce, Esquire, Internet, John Boehner, meme, missouri, Planned Parenthood, toasters, Vicky Hartzler

Representative Vicky Hartzler (r) really has hit the big time. After the rip-roaring success of yesterday’s right wingnut republican Benghazi/Hillary hearing in the House Charles P. Pierce writes at the Esquire Politics Blog on Speaker John Boehnor’s (r) new select committee appointed for the purpose of “investigating” Planned Parenthood:

….A real pack o’pips, this one….and Vicki Hartzler is just flat-out freaking amazing. She’s standing tall against the Chinese, who are spying on her through her toasters. Put this bunch on TV, too, primetime. Yeah, this oughta work.

Heh. Lightning can strike twice.

Update:

FakeVickyHartzler102315

Fake Vicky Hartzler ‏@VickiHartzler
How do we prevent @kevinomccarthy from publicly admitting that the #PlannedParenthood committee is a political stunt? @RepHartzler 4:19 PM – 23 Oct 2015

Ouch.

Previously:

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): the black helicopters will be dropping microchip infested toasters on us (April 8, 2012)

Meet Your Wingnut Congresscritter: Vicky Hartzler (May 29, 2013) [Esquire]

You’re welcome.

Rep. Vicky Hartzler (r): hitting the show trial big time (October 23, 2015)

Vick Hartzler’s defense authorization gig: Proof that the crazies really are running the show

10 Friday Jul 2015

Posted by Michael Bersin in Uncategorized

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Defense Authorization Act, missouri, toasters, Vicky Hartzler

Remember Rep. Vicky Hartzler (R-4)? The one who thinks China is spying on Grandmom and Grandpop via microchips implanted in our toasters? Well in late June this intellectual marvel was appointed by House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) to the House-Senate conference committee charged with resolving differences over the FY2016 National Defense Authorization Act.  Boehner’s outline of the bill under question and the issues it raises:

“The House passed a strong defense bill that promises the pay raise and benefits our troops have earned and provides the tools, resources, and authorities they need to keep America safe. It is unfortunate that Democrats, who overwhelmingly backed the measure in committee, withdrew their support to extract more government spending on bureaucracies like the EPA and the IRS. It is even more disappointing that President Obama has threated to veto these promises to our troops in support of his party’s dangerously misguided strategy. I am, nevertheless, encouraged that we have reached the next step in advancing this critical legislation, and I am confident that this agreement will put our national security, and the brave men and women to whom we owe it, first.”

NOTE: In addition to the provisions mentioned above, the House-passed defense bill imposes greater restrictions on transferring terrorist detainees, provides lethal aid to Ukraine, strengthens our missile defense capabilities, enhances our cybersecurity, and more. A summary of the bill is available here.

Pretty important stuff to entrust to a politician who thinks that our appliances are serving up inside info to the Chinese along with our toast. She’s so dedicated to promulgating fear that she advocates against toaster double agents in the kitchen.

To Give Rep. Vicky credit, she’s trying to be responsible and conform to the line the GOP puts out for “respectable” consumption. As evidence that she’s doing her best to show her somewhat less zany colors, we have a more or less adult sounding recent news release about possible cuts to troop strength due to the sequester abut which she opines:

While the impact at Fort Leonard Wood was far less than originally projected, it still reminds us that the defense cuts brought on by sequestration have real-life implications and jeopardize our national security. I have fought time and again to reverse these devastating cuts, helping secure additional funding in this year’s budget-but more needs to be done.

But wait? Perhaps this line isn’t really that grown-up. I hate to break it to Vicky, but the sequester was a GOP idea and was only accepted to avoid the government shut-down disaster many in the GOP were willing to accept if they couldn’t get their way on budget cuts. Something had to be done to divert the fiscal mess that she and her colleagues were driving us toward and Democrats took their share of grief for the greater good.

The sequester, however was a badly constructed compromise that had “real life implications” for far more than the military. One-sided revision of that compromise, revision that mitigates the GOP “give,” is dishonest and wrong. The Republicans should either revisit the entire ugly sequester deal or shut their mouths and take the medicine they bargained for.

Those real-life sequestration implications have been causing major hardships right here in the actual U.S. for civilian (for example, see here and here) as well as for military families, along with the hypothetical and often arguable difficulties for the pork-riddled defense infrastructure that so engages Rep. Hartzler. There is a responsible point of view that takes issue with contentions that the sequester is even part of the DoD mix in any serious way. Maybe Rep. Vicky ought to worry about a few of these considerations before trying to push the paranoia button for her more susceptible constituents.

But should you ever expect nuance and fairness from a mind so acute it believes the Chinese are spying on us through our toasters?

Edited for clarity. Sentence added at end of next to last paragraph and at end of 1st paragraph after 1st quote. (7/10, 4:03 pm).

HB 46: they need to prevent the government from spying on us through our toasters, also, too

05 Wednesday Dec 2012

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black helicopters, Drones, HB 46, missouri, paranoia, toasters

A pre-filed bill, from Representative Casey Guernsey (r):

HB 46 Establishes the Preserving Freedom from Unwarranted Surveillance Act which prohibits unwarranted intrusion through the use of unmanned aerial vehicles commonly known as drones, and for other purposes.

Sponsor: Guernsey, Casey (002)

Proposed Effective Date: 8/28/2013

LR Number: 371H.01I

Last Action: 12/05/2012 – Prefiled (H)

[….]

I can’t wait to read the full text of the bill when it becomes available.

It appears that the republican controlled General Assembly is seriously working on a number one ranking for next year:

America’s 50 Worst State Legislatures

By Tim Murphy | Wed Dec. 5, 2012 3:03 AM PST

….(7) Missouri: “What in the world is happening in Missouri?,” asked The Atlantic’s Andrew Cohen in April. “Don’t state lawmakers there have more important things to do with their time, and more practical causes to advance on behalf of their many constituents, than ginning up one unconstitutional piece of legislation after another?” A cursory glance at the state Legislature’s 2012 activity reveals that the answer is an emphatic no.

Cohen’s concern at the time was HB 1534, which made it a crime for any federal official to attempt to enforce the Affordable Care Act while in the confines of the Show Me State-something that is many kinds of not legal. He might also have noted GOP state Rep. Shane Schoeller’s voter suppression bill, which would have made it impossible for members of the armed services to vote by absentee ballot (also many kinds of not legal), or GOP Rep. Lyle Rowland’s birther bill, which passed the state house in March. Rowland told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch that the timing of the bill-which would have required presidential candidates to provide a birth certificate to the secretary of state-was merely a coincidence and had nothing to do with President Obama.

Not content to write a bad idea into law, state Republicans decided to literally set it in stone. In May, GOP speaker of the House Steven Tilley inducted Rush Limbaugh into the Hall of Famous Missourians at the state Capitol-a move he announced only 25 minutes prior to the unveiling of the oversized bronze bust of Limbaugh’s head.

[emphasis added]

The odds are definitely good, and, since the right wingnuts are in control, definitely odd.

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