Store “” to Goals

Store “” to Results

Store “” to Change

Store “Bipartisanship” to Myth

Do while .not. EOF

Case .not. EOF

 If gop = “Lucy” .and. Dems = “Charlie Brown”

    Store “Obstruction” to Goals

    Store “” to Results

    Accept “Are you ready to move forward?” Y/N to Change

        If Change = “N”

           Loop

        Endif

        If Change = “Y”

          Store “Stones” to Dems

          Store “Irrelevant” to gop

          Store “Accomplish something” to Results

          Skip

          Loop

        Endif

    Loop

 Endif

 If Dems = “Stones”

    Store “Accomplish even more” to Results

    Skip

    Loop

 Endif

Endcase

Enddo

And that’s how Washington works.