Store “” to Goals
Store “” to Results
Store “” to Change
Store “Bipartisanship” to Myth
Do while .not. EOF
Case .not. EOF
If gop = “Lucy” .and. Dems = “Charlie Brown”
Store “Obstruction” to Goals
Store “” to Results
Accept “Are you ready to move forward?” Y/N to Change
If Change = “N”
Loop
Endif
If Change = “Y”
Store “Stones” to Dems
Store “Irrelevant” to gop
Store “Accomplish something” to Results
Skip
Loop
Endif
Loop
Endif
If Dems = “Stones”
Store “Accomplish even more” to Results
Skip
Loop
Endif
Endcase
Enddo
And that’s how Washington works.