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UPDATE: I shouldn’t mock McCain. Here’s evidence from an old magazine that McCain did indeed create the Blackberry.
I invented the Slip 'N Slide
16 Tuesday Sep 2008
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16 Tuesday Sep 2008
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UPDATE: I shouldn’t mock McCain. Here’s evidence from an old magazine that McCain did indeed create the Blackberry.
I’m still pushing the meme that I’m a lawyer because I live across the street from a law firm, and that is sooooo last week…
“At night I can see the moon, but that doesn’t make me a [frackin’]astronaut.”
The reality is that Al Gore stated that he took the lead on the legislation that enabled the creation of the Internet. Cerf and others backed that up. The republicans and their media enablers mocked Al Gore for telling the truth. Now that John McCain states something similar (true or not) *IOKIYAR?
The republicans created this reality, the rest of us just have to live in it.
Hoist with their own petard.
[* it’s okay of you’re a republican]
I invented bermuda shorts, you can all thank me now.
No, that was just an unfortunate consequence of my brilliance. Like when I invented the term “hockey mom”, it was cute, it was catchy, it was my follow up to “soccer mom”, but then some bitch (of the bulldog variety I believe) wearing lipstick went and tarnished it.
I invented the Beer Bong.
When John McCain was a prisoner of war for over five years, he didn’t a blueberry or a raspberry or a gooseberry let alone a blackberry. How dare we make fun of his blackberry!