A bill, which appeared on the list today:

HB 981

Allows a person to explode or ignite fireworks within 600 feet of a church if he or she obtains approval, in writing, from the church secretary at least 24 hours in advance

Sponsor: Franklin, Diane (123)

Proposed Effective Date: 8/28/2013

LR Number: 2103H.01I

[….]

In any institution, as everyone knows, the secretarial staff holds all the keys and power.

There’s gotta be a really interesting story behind this.