Apparently Mitt Romney’s (r) campaign can’t manage the debate expectations game very well. They let slip that Willard has been preparing some debate “zingers”. Twitter denizens have been obliging with suggestions.  

A few of the good ones:

Marta Evry ‏@venice4change

“You’re so poor, you only have one house” #RomneyZingers 1:10 PM – 29 Sep 12

Chris Dalzell ‏@ChrisDalzell1

#RomneyZingers “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what your country will bring on the Chinese market.” 4:50 PM – 30 Sep 12

Sara Dougherty ‏@SaraDougherty4

#RomneyZingers “I paid $10,000 for that microphone!” 8:25 PM – 30 Sep 12

James Dennis ‏@jamespauljr

A Kenyan, a Muslim, & a Socialist walk into a bar. The bartender says, What’ll ya have, Mr. President?”. #romneyzingers 6:19 PM – 30 Sep 12

Mitt’s Cayman Cash ‏@MittsCaymanCash

They say Mitt’s working on his zingers for the debate. I’m just collecting interest. #RomneyZingers 9:00 PM – 30 Sep 12

Is this a great country, or what?