Bad combover. Check. Too long red tie. Check. Orange spray tan. Check. Tiny hands. Check. Cluelessness. Check…
Last night:
Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
It was great to be back at Mar-a-Lago and spend some time with President Trump during the holiday season. Merry Christmas! #MOSEN #MAGA #AmericaFirst
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7:44 PM · Dec 23, 2021
There was much hilarity in the reponses:
How much is your fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago going to cost?
Are you going to ask Trump about what he said to his three wives after he cheated on them?
Did you have a kiss for Daddy?
Anyone want to take bets if Eric will pin this tweet?
Which Eric?
Not a good place to go looking for your soul.
I think he’s selling his soul.
Uh…
Sold. Selling was long ago.
Why would you even consider going there? You think this is impressive?
Are you at a hardware store because all I see are two colossal tools.
Y’all comparing notes on how to lose lawsuits?
The man that encourages everyone get vaccinated. Am I paying for this?
One way or another.
That’s one way to spend the holidays [….]
This isn’t the flex you think it is.
This picture doesn’t say what he thinks it does.
On the left: A double vaccinated man who knows Trump lost the 2020 election. On the right: A man who knows Trump lost the 2020 election who is double-vaccinated.
This is hilariously sad and so pathetic
You stink of desperation and septuagenarian flop sweat.
Eric Schmitt (r) [2021 file photo].