Congressman Mark Alford
[April 4, 2025]
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Some of the responses:
We know what’s happening.. you’re fucking everything up as usual… democrats will fix your mess once again, who can imagine president douche bag, fucked everything up?
Can you say incompetence, Mark?
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We now fully understand how he bankrupted 6 businesses
So much for the “Commander in Chief” respecting our fallen soldiers.
Goes golfing instead.
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The Lithuanian President showed up and honored the fallen soldiers on their final flight home. The US President couldn’t be bothered, he was on a golf course instead. But then we all know what the orange Russian thinks of US soldiers and vets, don’t we? Particularly the dead ones. The orange Russian was on the same golf course he was on all day, playing with the Saudis, the day after the trump tariff announcement when the entire world went to shit.
Mark, Talking to a microphone.
Mark, Talking to a microphone.
Mark, Talking to a microphone.
Mark getting out of a truck to talk on a microphone.
Is this what’s happening in our nation’s capital instead of actual representation?
well, he does like to sneak in the back doors of a business’s for photo ops. 😂
Stock market is down another 2200 points just today
Oh Mark. You are a puppet with Trump’s hand so far up your ass that you show everyone that you have no original thought left. You couldnt critical think your way out of the shower. Meanwhile, The Pro-White Nationalist (say racist to me), Laura Loomer, is giving gimp boy in the oval office advice on who to fire due to possible loyalty issues. Just keep doing what your doing, Mark. You will FAFO just how your next re-election cycle goes. If America lives that long and no one is speaking Russian by then. Tell me Mark, why didnt your bimbo boy in the oval office not place tariffs on Russia and North Korea? Oh, thats right, Trump has his hand up your ass, while Putin and Kim have their hand up Trump’s. That MAGA acronym is losing its luster. It must really stand for “Making Anti-Americans Gullible Again”. Because they are sure whole saleing America to her enemies in a damn hurry.
You are spending the whole day letting everyone know that you are nothing more than a TV hack. Oh boy, video of an idiot in front of multiple microphones and stepping out of a fancy vehicle. The world is saved.
Mr. Alford, when’s the next Mondays with Mark, where you meet with your real constituents to answer their real questions and get to see their real response to you regurgitating Republican talking points?
Making America shitty again:
Trump says he’s punishing foreign countries. He’s mostly punishing Americans. “If a ninth grader in high school presented this tariff chart to a teacher in a basic economics class, the teacher would laugh and say ‘sit down and work on the assignment,’” Wedbush Securities analyst Dan Ives wrote in a note on Thursday.
Or, as Lovely put it: “It’s like going to your doctor, finding out you have cancer, and the basis for your medication is your weight divided by your age.”
Here’s my favorite part, though: When economist and author James Surowiecki figured out the convoluted formula, the White House tried to say he was wrong and released a scary-looking equation with Greek letters to try to illustrate the very sophisticated math they used to calculate this monumental change to global economic policy.
I would love to sit down with you and have an honest, non-argumentitve discussion on the mess that is happening at my agency and I assume other ones as well. It’s sad to see talent, years of experience and very hard working DEDICATED employees leaving from fear or being RIFd. The way this is being handled is very backwards. Does a reduction in force need to take place, absolutely but why are we not updating systems before we are forcing people out? Did we not learn from Presidents in the past that did the same thing and realized they let people go that they shouldn’t have. I truly fear for the future of anyone looking for checks from the government including and most importantly our Farmers. I would like to see your side and understand better why and how these decisions were made without discussions with Agency heads and divisions.
good luck with that
What’s going on across America:
Majority of Americans disapprove of Trump’s policies, a recent survey finds
60% disapprove of his trade negotiations amid tariff criticism
58% disapprove of his handling of the economy
56% disapprove of his stance on the Russia-Ukraine war
54% disapprove of his approach to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict
DOW Jones DOWN 2231 POINTS. MEASLES CASES ARE UP ! Doubling last years total. Our ace scientist RFK Jr is on it !
When’s it going to get great again Mark? Trumpy can’t even be available to receive the transfer of the dead soldiers……gotta golf! He’s a disgrace and an embarrassment!
Congressman Mark Alford what the heck makes YOU think that WE don’t know what’s going on in D.C.?
You see, this is your mindset, and it’s a BIG problem for you; you seem to be of the belief, that you’re some kind of tough guy, letting all of the ignorant minions know what you’re privy to. LOL, we know more than YOU DO about it, mark! We’re not all in some uneducated vacuum, just because we’re “locals”. That was your FIRST mistake. Of course LYING TO FARMERS isn’t great for earning local points, mark. Don’t pi$$ in our faces, and tell us it’s raining, mark.
Why don’t you do a town hall with just Vets?
That way you can explain your support of:
-cuts to the VA
-cuts to Veteran’s healthcare
-cuts to Veteran’s benefits
-firing of Veterans
-Republican refusal to support H.R. 3967- healthcare for Vets exposed to toxins
-of a 5x bone spurs “survivor” who called us “suckers and losers”
-of a 5x bone spurs “survivor” who couldn’t be bothered to honor 4 service members that returned to Dover AFB today in caskets because he was playing golf. Golf.
So, will you step up or do you have bone spurs as well?
Could we get a behind the scenes you kissing Der Fuhrers ass
Previously:
This year’s bad poetry contest winner (April 2, 2025)
Your constituents are restless (April 3, 2025)

