Mark Alford (r) [2023 file photo].
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Today:
Congressman Mark Alford
[January 20, 2026]One year in — and America is back. [….]
Secure borders. Safer communities. Lower costs. Stronger paychecks.
Manufacturing is growing, energy is booming, and Missouri families are getting real relief.
From our farms and factory floors to Whiteman AFB and Fort Leonard Wood, the Fourth District is seeing results.
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Some of the responses:
This is satire, right? RIGHT?!
no. He’s a Josh Hawley wannabe.
Where is he living? Not Missouri. None of that sounds familiar.
Mark Alford Can you tell me if there are any plans to change the allocation of congressional seats based on US citizens only? It seems to me it would change immigration and sanctuary cities policies immediately. There would be no advantage to having non-citizens in your district? It seems so simple on the surface.
But morons would remain, so there’s that.
Congressman Mark Alford what is this relief you are talking about? I’m Paying more for almost everything. Meanwhile we are on the verge of possibly two wars and a president who has no checks or balances. DO YOUR JOB!
And the moon IS made of cheese!
AmeriKKKa!!
Words and reality are different.
You do excellent fan fiction.
Lots of rhetoric, no numbers. As our math teachers used to say, “show your work”
How’s that kool-aid?
People can say anything but it certainly not make it true!!! Word Salad
Literally none of these things is true.
Well hello puppet
Even Dr Seuss knew what the slogan “America First” actually meant…
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lol country is on fire and on the brink of civil war, other countries having serious conversations about an escalation with trump over wanting to invade Greenland. Inflation still prevalent and innocent Americans are getting harassed, detained and even murdered. Yea he’s doing great.
Its back alright. Back to the chaos and inept leadership of the first term. Back to having a pedophile attempting to run the country. Back to the grift of the billionaire welfare queens. Back to the feckless Republican congress checking their balls at the coat room so a whiney little unqualified man can be the center of attention on a world stage. Back to top donors and C-list celebrities making up the cabinet who are as inept as Trump. Back to running the country into the ditch just like he did when he left after his first term. Back to the constant lying and complete lack of integrity by him, and, by people who are constantly simping for him. So, yeah, you are right. America is back.
Safer communities if you dont have an accent. Lower costs unless youre trying to buy anything except for gasoline. Stronger paychecks but the dollar is down 10%. Manufacturing is booming but we had a net loss of Manufacturing jobs in 2025. Energy is booming but utility bills are increasing at their highest pace ever
What planet do you live on?
Back to what? Imperialism?
Haha…funny satire site.
What planet is this guy living on. lol. Come hang with me for a day. See the real America.
If I asked your constituents, would they agree? I’m guessing no.
What costs are lower? You have an altered sense of reality
Hi soul-seller, how are things in quisling-ville?
Can you hear yourself talk? Check today’s stock market.
There’s that.
Lower costs? What are you smokin?
Yes Sir I am seeing the damn results!
My health insurance monthly premiums have more than doubled almost tripled. You need to look for a new job because you are bad at this one!!!
You are such a sycophant.
only in your own little mind and trumps mind. You can not say with a straight face things are better. Your President has caused more harm than good. People are having to decided to buy medicine or grocery, and what bill to pay. Things have not turned around, things are not better. You take big corp money, you do not listen to your constituents want, you’re on your own agenda. NO ONE Believes you!!
Grow a set you coward.
The koolaid must be delicious mark. If ice is around no one feels safe. My wages havent gone up nor am I bringing more groceries home for less money. my health ins prem, thru my work has gone up. We are looking at potentially WW3, while Trump spouts off about removing a drug dealing dictator then pardoning convicted drug dealers if they pay him. Then of course the Trumpstein files…. Whenever Bondi & Blanches goons complete the redactions🤔
Yeah Mark murica is great 😫
What a crock! Does he think we are idiots?! Delusional!
Back to what? We are a divided country that is ready for a civil war amongst ourselves. How much more can this country take? You are part of the problem Mark. Do your job Mark and impeach little Donnie before it gets worse
You can’t possibly believe the nonsense that you’re speaking. 🙄
Are you literally nuts??? The president is!! 25th amendment!! NOW!!! Grow a spine!!!
You sir, are not an honorable man.
You support a pathological liar who is in a state of obvious cognitive decline. His presser today was unhinged and deranged, a real shitshow, kind of like the Legislative Branch who seems to have no spine or principals. He is surrounded by sycophants who have lost their moral clarity running roughshod over the Constitution. Enact Amendment 25 and release the EPSTEIN files now.
Relief?! You morons have practically set the world on fire! Nothing feels safe. Unbelievable
How much is Putin paying you?
Pure propaganda. Nothing but tax cuts for the ultra wealthy and weaponizing a law enforcement group to terrorize citizens made up of pardoned convicts who hate our democracy. You and Sam Graves are pathetic. Planning on attending any upcoming ribbon cutting ceremonies at projects paid for by Biden’s infrastructure bill that you voted against claiming to now be a supporter of?
The fearless leader is stark raving mad and you should know it.
Imagine being this out of touch with reality
How can you POSSIBLY believe this?
You fool.
What a dumbass
Do your results include the “Board of thieves”? A bunch of pariah countries paying a billion dollars to trump. What’s your cut?
Congressman Mark Alford, your post could be entitled “Mark’s Favorite Fairytales.”
Wall Street has been steadily closing low since Trump announced his intention to buy or take by force Greenland a NATO ally coupled with his threats of additional tariffs.
Renee Nicole Good is dead. She was shot by an ICE agent in the head, arm, and twice in the chest as she attempted to leave on their orders.
ICE continues to breakdown the doors of homes with no judicial warrant and make arrests with no judicial warrant.
The Minnesota elected officials who want ICE which is less law enforcement and more paramilitary out of Minnesota are being subpoenaed and investigated but the ICE agent who shot Renee Nicole Good is not being investigated.
While the price of gas is down the prices of all other products are higher. Prices overall have gone up by 2.7%. Most of this is linked to Trump’s tariffs.
The unemployment rate is over 4% which is the highest in four years. This is due to businesses unwilling to expand and hire more workers based on the uncertainty caused by Trump’s tariffs.
We are indeed seeing “results” but not good results.
Don’t you ever get tired of holding Trump’s coat?
You are delusional.
You are a goddamn fucking liar.
I think I will work to become a politician. It’s too hard to make money in the private sector of this country. Then just as the rest I will look down on the people from my crystal palace and make them promises I never intend to keep. Oh wait I cannot do that because I care about the American people, sure wish all these self absorbed crooks in government weren’t there screwing us!
Mark, what can congress do to prevent the Chinese exploiting birth right citizenship? They are planting here to give birth, sending the child back to China for CCP upbringing and they come back to the US, to vote and eventually take over.
The war within.
Should not have sharp objects on their person nor dispense their own medication…
Farmers are going broke, he gave Argentina 40 billion dollars so they could undercut the American farmers and sell their grain to China, he put in an agriculture secretary who doesn’t know a corn cob from a hogs ass, now he wants to give the farmers 11 billion dollars as a bail out, but guys like you and every Republican in congress are going to kiss his ass because you have no spine
Funny. Having those masked kidnappers in the streets shooting innocent people, attacking pregnant women and even kidnapping US citizens does not make me feel safe in the least bit. I dont think us Americans signed up to be profiled because of the color of our skin. I know I sure as hell didn’t. And I also know I didnt vote to have a pedophile run this country. But yeah. You keep saying that this country is safer. You are just as delusional as #TemuHitler in D.C is😒
Congressman Mark Alford, put simply, You are an Asshole!
Gestapo in our streets murdering citizens, including infants. The cost of living is going higher every day. We still don’t have $2.00 a gallon gas. But we do have ground beef costing $9.00 a pound. American troops have attacked a sovereign nation and kidnapped their president. Don’t tell us it’s about the drugs. The administration hasn’t cared about the Venezuela drugs now that they have the oil. All this because Trump doesn’t want anyone seeing the Epstein files.
Are you even human? Do you have an original thought?
You do believe this crap you post?
How about you quit lying to us and gaslighting us? America is not back! We are NOT safer! What is wrong with you? Oh yeah, you’re not very smart, are you? But you know what crap is going on in DC, don’t you. YOU KNOW!
How stupid are you?
This entire message is one big lie.
Manufacturing jobs in Missouri are down in 2025. This economy is not roaring anywhere but down the drain.
What America are you living in!?!
Are you kidding me. Do you really think the American people are stupid?
This is garbage
Take a look at our country, its pure chaos, & it’s spreading all over the world! This is todays E-Mail message from taco to all the maga republicans, so they post the same message claiming we are doing great! More brainwashing for the cult.
Donald Trump belongs in an insane asylum. These are not the words of a man with a properly functioning brain. These are snippets of half-remembered memories being filtered through a slowly dying mind.
Recall the breathless, wall-to-wall coverage that the mainstream media ran on Joe Biden’s cognitive state. Now we have a president yammering on about God knows what, visibly confused, while threatening to invade Greenland as his masked goons murder innocent Americans in the street and there’s hardly a peep. Enough is enough. It’s time that this lunatic was removed from power and shipped off to a facility to rot in peace.
You forgot you hood you worthless bigot
To 1940’s Germany? You’re a garbage human Mark.
Not believing a word.
America is back where? Into another World War? Back to having the KKK in the streets?
And YOU? You haven’t done shit! Healthcare? Unaffordable! Housing? Unaffordable! Electricity? Unaffordable! streets? Unsafe! Quit spinning and do your job!
What planet are you from? I can’t afford health care and feed my family and all Trump can think about is Greenland
Not safer communities and not lower costs. You are delusional 🤦♀️
What a joke! Guess you don’t buy groceries?
Your idol is a deranged racist maniacal lunatic
Bullshit and lies. Do people actually believe this shit?? Surely they’re not this dumb…… oh wait 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 they are this dumb.
You know we have eyes and bank accounts right ?
The things you are saying are verifiably false.
Stronger paychecks? You must be talking about the 1.4 BILLION Trump has made since he took office. As long as your Fuhrer is making money, it’s all good for the bottom 90% to go broke.
How do you lie with such a straight face?
Mark Alford (r) [2024 file photo].